lovelikecrazy747:

hewhohasmyheart:

ticktackdaniepoohonthestagex3:

LOLOL FREBREZE GRENADE.

ROFLMFAO I’m going to do this to Sean, just scream “GAS! GAS! GAS!” and run my ass off as far and as fast as I can. He’ll kill me, but it will be totally worth it.

hahahahaha trying not to laugh in class 

LMFAO @ the “Gas Gas Gas” comment!!! I am so gonna do this to Cory!!!

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"I learned at an early age that it can be heartbreaking to assume anything in the military. As soon as you start dreaming or making plans, Uncle Sam will go and change them."

A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door.

SON: ‘Daddy, may I ask you a question?’

DAD: ‘Yeah sure, what it is?’ replied the man.

SON: ‘Daddy, how much do you make an hour?’

DAD: ‘That’s none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?’ the man said angrily.

SON: ‘I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?’

DAD: ‘If you must know, I make $50 an hour.’

SON: ‘Oh,’ the little boy replied, with his head down.

SON: ‘Daddy, may I please borrow $25?’

The father was furious, ‘If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I don’t work hard everyday for such childish frivolities.’

The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.

The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy’s questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?

After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down, and started to think:

Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $25.00 and he really didn’t ask for money very often The man went to the door of the little boy’s room and opened the door.

‘Are you asleep, son?’ He asked.

‘No daddy, I’m awake,’ replied the boy.

‘I’ve been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier’ said the man. ‘It’s been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here’s the $25 you asked for.’

The little boy sat straight up, smiling. ‘Oh, thank you daddy!’ he yelled. Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills.

The man saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again.

The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his father.

‘Why do you want more money if you already have some?’ the father grumbled.

‘Because I didn’t have enough, but now I do,’ the little boy replied.

‘Daddy, I have $50 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you.’

The father was crushed. He put his arms around his little son, and he begged for his forgiveness.

Sounds like my father…

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semperfikrissy:

hamiltonssoalwayssemperfi:

livefearlessley:

c-0-t-u-r-e-b-i-t-c-h-e-s:

we-make-hipsters-fall-in-love:

a-c-i-d-galaxy:

This video needs more notes, NO ONE SKIP OVER THIS. If you have a big heart, you would stop, watch this video, and reblog.

 This video had me in tears. She’s so strong. <3

I’m crying… <3


i just cried my eyes out<3 

<333333

Made me cry, beautiful<3

 <3

This made me cry. :(

(Source: supgorgeousily, via semperfikrissy-deactivated20120)

Prank Calls

I keep getting calls from a “private” and an “unknown” number. For the past week or so. At all hours. I rarely answer, but when I get irritated finally and answer all I hear is breathing and buttons being pushed. That or they hang up. And this isn’t exactly new. It’s been going on for a few weeks straight, multiple times a year, for 3 years. When it first started I’d get close to 100 calls a day, especially in the middle of the night. I got a couple voicemails too, with their voices disguised and laughing in the background. My ex answered once, when it first started, and all he heard was laughing and buttons being pushed. My husband says I should change my number, or report it. But I don’t think there’s a.way for Sprint to track a private or unknown number, is there? I also think it would be a huge pain in the ass to change my number. Mostly because of all the official stuff I would have to change it on and for my business and such. Such a dilemma. But I am really effing tired of it. Idk….input?

hellyeahshescountry:

Yeah I use that explanation when I just don’t wanna talk about it too..

(via missusmcgirl)

coleyxdarling replied to your post: Hey there :) Thanks for following back! I’m Coley, How are you doing?

Lol, yea I know the feeling of trying to not go off on people on here. & I’m good, other than the fact that I got a steam burn earlier & my thumb hurts a lot. lol & nice to meet you Marcy :)

Ouch, that hurts. Sorry to hear that.

At the moment I’m trying not to go off on some people, but otherwise I am fine. I’m about to go to bed soon, but am trying to relax first. Looks like that may not happen. Lol. How are you? I’m Marcy btw.

United by Love: Maybe this will help.

brittdrew:

caaasey:

Just a little clarification for hawaii base housing, or I should say Marine Corps Bay Hawaii (MCBH). If you want to get base housing in HAWAII, be prepared to WAIT. Yes that means you’ll be on a waiting list. We picked 2 different areas to live on base, for our first choice we were ranked 406 on…

I love you to death Casey, thank you.

As it was stated multiple times…maybe that is how it works in Hawaii, but the people you were going off on DO NOT live there. It was explicitly stated that what we were talking about was Camp Pendleton. It is apparent that the rules are different in each location. So people need to stop saying that the other is wrong about how it works. Neither side knows how it works on the other base. Misunderstanding turned catfight, stop already.

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